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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover face Came in the place blowed, and Puffy with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, better check the Eminem starts with E, better the spelling with a capital
Somebody me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule in my adam's apple (Hurry up) dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you these kicks cunt?" The world ain't for me yet, I can tell I'll probably a cell next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker sperm cells with syphilis germs And I'm hotter my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to stomach And so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the head with a brick you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my til' you numb it And all gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your style is like in my sleep, I don't feel it
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain and a minithin Is crazy, do you hear me? Is crazy
I'm ice you, starin' you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is a fake alias To me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium packed, of more uranium Than a maniac, Saudi A highly head, spazmatic Strapped to a adjustable bed
up in the hospital in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the High speed, IV full of weed Lookin' Chinese, with my knees together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like Uh, pins and needles, needles and pins I God forgives me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on my girlfriends
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would jump in of a minivan For twenty grand and a of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Is fuckin'
night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenades, and about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how I'll be Give me eleven my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls I shredded skin "Doctor, this rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", forget it I strike a pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like dykes dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten And pick up this Slim Shady shit on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My daughter over that rhyme I couldn't read it,