Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
thanks to Evans ([email protected])
[The lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s
>
> E: Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
with that pot there,
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the in the sugar bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the
flower that was there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant flower here
this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, show you, Bert.
B: [E. Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the into the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated gives out his
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the in
the mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer before]
B: [stares into as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! Bert on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when put the pot
on Bert's (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.