I understand Why are you being so You're a mean yo mean man
You are jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really mean things me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you look like an idiot When you say these mean 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright listen, I you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is We are going to an experiment of the sorts I'm going to to ask you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to your mind, your eyes close them You are now to be placed under my hypnosis For the four and a half minutes We are going to explore into mind To find out why you're so jealous Now why did they make Hippity boo-boo
Psych, I'm I just wanted to see if still listenin' Ok, now I need undivided attention Sir, I a question Why do I sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I enter the room? It gets all quiet and there's conversation, why am I always mentioned? I've been to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it just
You are just of me 'Cuz you, you can't do what I do So instead of just it You walk and say All kinds of really mean about me you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you just like an idiot you say these mean things 'Cuz too easy to see really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright now, aww shit I, I just flubbed a I was to say something extremely important But I forgot who or it was, I fucked up Psych, I'm kidding you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you wanted to hear me Is I fucked up ain't, it? But I can one take without lookin' at no paper It doesn't a bunch of takes Or me to stand in this booth all day For me to say the truth, You're droolin', you tooth decay Your is open, you're disgusting
What the you eat for lunch A of sweets or something, what? You munch a of Crunch 'n' Munch? Your is rotten to the gum Your breath stinks, wanna chew some Yes I do sir, am I on? You sir are on truth I'm so jealous of you Please say you tell nobody I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely That someone's gonna out why I'm saying All these terrible, evil and awful things It's my own
You are just of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of admitting it You walk and say All kinds of mean things about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you just look an idiot When you say these things 'Cuz it's too to see just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, we're going to That that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy 'Cuz that's exactly what your eyes like, want to check to see? Here's a mirror, notice the here? Wait, let me put sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how about What do you have in You're both green with envy and look like idiots sunglasses on 'em You look like I sound singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of mouth
This is between me and you, I know not happy I you'd much rather see me in the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my dying There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger yours is Mine is like sticking a banana between two Why you even doing this to yourself, pointless Why do we have to keep on going through This is my point is this That if you say things, weenie will shrink Now I forgot the chorus is, your just is
You are jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of just it You walk and say All kinds of really mean things me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just jealous of me I'm what you want to be So you just like an idiot you say these mean things 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick,