Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to use Society will a great benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges this is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with razor Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama damn rhymes are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror were so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til you little homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck Neither is