Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, walked in a Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business once I get in thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a cement Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face I smear it in Diss you in lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against your damn side, your and thighs are What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
the match to ignite the wrath Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?