Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice
One ball and half a Apple Watch
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush against your damn side, your puss and thighs are What of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you really surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?