Good afternoon and gentlemen And welcome to Airlines, we hope your flight Is enjoyable and our flight Are here to your ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray tables be in the upright And locked position the take-off and landing All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head Or the seat in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause you're for the ride feeling on top 'Cause flying through the sky
You wanna have your and you wanna eat it too Everybody's always fingers at you You're damned if you do, you're damned if you We're always doing all the that we say, we won't
Here we go, we're on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
If you are seated in an emergency aisle And feel as you are unable or unwilling To assist in of an emergency Please notify a flight attendant
All electrical equipment, cell phones pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position the pilot notifies us That we are at a flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, always looking in You think you fixed the problem 'til it comes back again And life like a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for you cheese 'cause you like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, damned if you do You've seen all the but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, jumping off the wings We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
You are in for the of you life
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting with a Here we go, jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in It's a 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22
We realize you had choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to you for flying with us We you have a wonderful stay Wherever your may be
And be careful when retrieving your items As during the flight may have shifted And might fall on you or neighborer's head And you the fuck out
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting a rendezvous we go, we're jumping off the wings We're going in circles a catch 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22