Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh, aaahhh! Uh, ha. Pass my popcorn this way.
we're out on a date. I want to love you, you me wait. Then you me I look like a pimp. But honey, I noticed you 'til after dinner, 18 jumbo shrimp, damn.
Chocolate - You gotta me some of your... Chocolate - What you waitin' Chocolate - Ha, oh Lawd. me some of that... - Just can't wait no more.
Every time I you home. You say you got a headache, you be alone. I ain't tryin' to brag baby, but if I get you in the bed. work that body so hard, you'll wish all you had was an achin' head.
Chocolate - Aah, oh Lawd. Give me of your... Chocolate - you waitin' for? - Oh Lawd. Give me some of that... Chocolate - can't wait no more, uh!
Aahh! out, ha! Haa, haa, uh. up, wait, wait...
- Oh nasty. Give me some of your... Chocolate - What you waitin' for, Chocolate - Ah ah. Give me of that... Chocolate - Uh, I I just can't wait no more, ah!
up now. Yes. There. No, there... wait a minute. Hit me! Yes! Oh nasty. to me now...
I sleep, I dream of you. I dream doin' the things I want to do. I'd it so nice if only I could. Don't you wanna see my Tootsie Baby, I'm sure you would.
- Ah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your... Chocolate - Ha, what you for? Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. me some of that... Chocolate - I..., I..., I said I just can't no more, uh!
- Ha, look out, uh! Give me some of your... Chocolate - Yes, what you waitin' for - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that... Chocolate - Ha, just can't no more, uh!
Oh baby, what's the the matter, don't you like me? You don't no young man? You need somebody with experience? I make it so nice.
Chocolate - Aahh, oh Lawd. me some of your... Chocolate - What you waitin' Chocolate - Ha haaa, oh Lawd. Give me of your... Chocolate - I.., I said I just wait no more. Look out!
Chocolate - way. Ha haaa! Give me some baby. Chocolate - Aahh, give me today. out, uh! - Aaah! Chocolate - Jesse, you somethin'. I think I'm gonna go over here and tap on this cowbell.
Y'all get out of the way, I'll do some. it. Nice, huh? I it. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Gimme some horns. some horns. out, huh. Oh nasty, that's it, ha! Wait, out, bring it back.
- Chocolate. Chocolate - you waitin' for, baby? - Candy, tootsie roll. Gimme some of that... Chocolate - no fear baby, I'm one of the 3 musketeers.
Chocolate - me. Aahh, aahh! - Aahh! No. - Ha haaa, ha haaa! Chocolate - Aaarg! to me now.
- Milky way. Tootsie roll. Chocolate - Ain't nobody bad me, I'm too old. Look out. - Aahh, wait. Chocolate - Fellas, we got to get on up outta here. way past my dinner time, let's go!
.... Garcon, Mr. Day's to order now. Waiter, I think I'll the hot turkey dinner. What comes with that? .... potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffin', green beans, chitlins, ... good. .... candy, potatoes, ... good, that's enough. .... peas, grits, ... Hey, wait.. wait.. wait, on, hold.. wait... .... and... Could you this? .... I can say anything I want to. Y'all fuck with me. Didn't nobody ask you all that, take the menu. .... out. And get the out my face, alright? .... Too old. Too ugly. .... Nasty.
But I'm bad. Bad to the bone. What you do with me? I'm all alone, hit me.
Chocolate - I like it, I it. Chocolate - But we just leave it like that. We need somethin' else. Chocolate - We some horns. Horns, stand up please. Thank you so much. Chocolate - Y'all come in on the one. Everybody else just clap, clap hands, come on.
That's it. Y'all sing me. Say.. say "Tootsie Roll" Tootsie - That's right. Haaa! So exciting, sing it. Say... Tootsie - Yeah, keep it in the pocket. Now if you can't, clap on the one... Tootsie - Then don't clap at all. So exciting. Sing... Tootsie - Yes, yes.
Tootsie - Stuffin', we need some gravy. Tootsie - Yes. Biscuits, sing... Tootsie Roll - Morris? Go get my BMW please. Roll - We got the Cadillac though. Cadillac, BMW, whatever, just please go get the car.
Tootsie - Ha, good God. Say... Tootsie Roll - Oh no Stella. You get your "Tootsie Roll"... Tootsie Roll - after I my dinner. Ha ha, sing... Tootsie Roll - Yes, ha! Everybody, out.
Tootsie - That's it, that's it. Tootsie Roll - No, that's it now, it, we got to go.
.... Hey man, we wanna be singin' man. No no, we to be eatin' dinner now, I got to go
it, let's go.