Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look like a
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I work myself than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

3/4X]

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF
You get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my break out the looseys
and take a pull, the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers
paragraphs I put together so I carry a
to em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you better do calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I recommend my you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why just forget it!

1/2]

[LL J]
But if you're headed and you still don't understand
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> (theme song)]
n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, up Knahmsayin?
That's time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You KNOW??? FUNKY!