Wait a man Hey this out man tell it It was this blind man right, it was blind man right He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm He stopped he took a deep he said Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha You like shit man Hey man Ive got a gang of that man Hey I'll tell you all have a good time We'll pull on the And hey, hey if everybody try on the I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy
Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, dark that tumbleweed As the burn we can take our turn Singin' them rap songs Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong And sell from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feeling as hell flyin' through Palmdale on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will
Well it was just sundown in white town They call it east Palmdale When the Afroman walked through the land went up for sale Well I was standing on the corner rap CDs When I met a little girl Jan I let her ride in my I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We on the bed Fucked on the Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' Then I to the left (left) to the right (right) She sucked my dick the shit turned white to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass like a zebra I put on my and I was on my way her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I out the back window But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four He beat me to the He beat me to the The motherfucker whooped my ass all But I mad at her prejudice dad That's the best damn pussy I had Got a bag of weed and a of wine I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more
I met lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked I took her to my because she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this lady Japan Never made with an African I fucked her once, her twice I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Had a big butt and big too So I in her ass like Kangaroo
See I met this woman from Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee" Lips was breakfast, pussy was Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch
I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky Said fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret of herbs and spices
Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need We can go to the park, after that tumbleweed As the marijuana we can take our turn Singin' them rap songs Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute) And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Her were filled with Hennessey That country music drove me crazy But I rode that ass and yes miss daisy Met this lady in Put that pussy in a Met this in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck bitch again Met a real black down in south Carolina Fucked her until she turned into a Albina Fucked this hooker in I her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this down in Georgia in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful hoe She ran across the border of Mexico young thing said her names Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot I get married but I cant afford it I I'm gonna cry when she get deported
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need We can go to the park, dark, that tumbleweed As the marijuana we can take our turn them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong (hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit) And sell tapes from to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a house to fuck But the pussy ain't no good I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the But it take her so to cum Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend And he you where you from So you wipe mouth and you try to explain You talkin' real fast But he already mad you fuckin' his woman So he beatin' on yo' ass Now your all muddy Your all bloody Your was hard but now it's soft You thought you had a to rock your world Now you gotta go jack off.