2x] Don't my keys when the party's over I drive better drunk, than you do
1] I don't know you've been told I've drinkin since 12 years old in 1988 Hangin at the liquor store real late I a swallow, I drunk a cup the bottle, I threw up Over the years, I to pace it Get kinda tipsy, but not that I beer, but I love malt liquor 'cause liquor, get me drunk quicker on the freeway, take a whiz Hop in my and handle my biz I drive better than I do sober 'cause when I'm sober I think I can make the, red light Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead But when I'm drunk, I know I So I ain't, I like a saint Drinkin is a I did not flunk I'm a 45 certified drunk
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2] I outta school in 9-0 Became the greatest wino I drink at home, I drink at Ignore the boss, he a jerk I drink in the day my nerve, serve my yay' When my day go bad, I drink Calm down, relax and days we like to clown A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go On weekends, when it's cool To drink a 40-ounce, and act a Once I get into zone I leave that beer and liquor alone I can walk, I can barely talk But I can that Cadillac like a hawk
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3] I ran from the cops in the With my church on I drove Palmdale, California to Compton Drunk two 40-ounces, Old 800, the club ended All the homies left my in the parkin lot back Wasn't out there but me and the sheriff department asleep on the 14 up on the 405 Fell on the 405 up on the 105 Fell on the 105 up in bed Call that, uh, But don't try at home; I got skills I am to liquor, the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators "These crocs, they're not ordinary crocs "You gotta them in the mandible" We can't find no hotels man (you know I'm sayin) So we have to drive All day, and all I got some So alright
4x] All day, and all I got music alright
Make you feel through the hood With windows down out your sounds Just lend me a No stress and strive,