I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and "We're goin' out back, I want my dick in the shed"
"Can't we play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my said "I don't know what the up with this kid"
"The bastard won't eat nothin', he's fed He just himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let fucker get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, bet you, I'll bet He probably wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if left in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got chased off with a chainsaw he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he took his pants, he every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you for, sing along
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you what feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, belch and go for a second helpin'
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't help me
the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't need no peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic on Chelsea' Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane