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One hot day back around the way A new kid onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he jewels, packed a nine mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay to be like hard So we him in and put him down with the hit squad His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole goddamn was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss doors on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on some bullshit in the room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was like Down came his hair Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a Not quite he was more like
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tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, off that mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, like Anita Baker? The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, it-e