[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's time I cross one of these not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, seems like an dream clean thoughts intervene But all either altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the Squashed in-between a brainwashing an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande sing her song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is Detonates the strapped to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em I'm not Middle but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of underwear on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich shit sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple species in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players Told chick she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared 'til I her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, anal beads in a rear Spray Febreze in the hair her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a scared And chained to me, and throw the key And be so afraid to leave That even if she up breaking free she'll just sit there to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up It's impossible rapin' a slut We stay butt-naked and You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With smelling after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog with females My brain is corrupt, real life, Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til it's Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a writers inside of a room combined in it Try to get idea of every possible line to spit Every punchline, combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team can't see me, no i's in it so big, I shot myself ten times in it Tryna commit suicide in it, five minutes And I this shit gonna challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, You fantasy, your troops, try to boost the morale Only time I a movement's a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause though I'm allergic to the crap that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I mean get a rash from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, I've never had a to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I the moon You're grief struck that I'm back so teacher for this afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We pack a punch like Sun Heat tucked like we each in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a school Selling and reefer when your back is to him Don't your speaker cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump G-Funk and blast some Snoop 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a my penis got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood Come and a mean one like it's mad at you I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just a leak suddenly What I in my gut instinct become in sync My and my stomach link up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre me beats, I was made elite That's what makes me me Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink the greatest? Think we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd have to be by forty men to suffer a defeat I please Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of and ladies screamin' they keep schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have weighted, chained in semen It's straight wait! if it takes meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her like meat Emcees take like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, depraved Who mainstream media Which makes easier, still under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, room With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and deceased in it Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste feces The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like renewed my brain releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' fools grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause even if stealin' my shoes, Just to fill a huge feat A hill and it's too Obey these demons, we're in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As as I sink these teeth And I'm killin' the loose to shake these trees again Wait, make phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the blues mixed with balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to with Then use the like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward But you bozos keep givin' the flamethrower No one's sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has to do with bein' gay, boy It's where the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm always So if I your way, you're screwed 'Cause if could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by the gaze on you
8] Let's take it back the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white Lightning might be formed fast Such a forecast! But when you're hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass From the night before No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and fold it So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a mat Make a bitch she's in aerobics class The you don't wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my peers Hearts fall in stomach, their spirits drop Careers flop, their lock, severe shock Fear at the mere are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you know I you I got a idea for a