You know I just get it Last I was nobody This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like they switched And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy-girl groups me sick And I can't wait I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (he he) A of little kids want to swear just like me And run screamin', "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root And call "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out After ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint shot at they truck, blaow! at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, south of ten And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run mouth Then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like some big "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, So now he he's too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and who never seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)