You know I just get it Last year I was This year I'm sellin Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me You might see me walkin a dead dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin all these imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous and walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some 26-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin out and violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids swear just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out after they out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Road, South of 10 And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run your come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
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