You I just don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm records Now wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me a dead rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked Drivin up the block in the car that they shot in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous and walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run mouth then come take your best shot at me (your best at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several seconds of faggot! about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin and over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 cousins (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some uhh, here - XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
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