Teaspoon! here, come here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two pounds of bud and two of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house right now 'cuz
How long can (You see life is like football, you know I'm saying?) Before I to go to jail (You gotta hike the ball and just make something man)
Can I possibly get (I mean you know you might get tackled, you what I'm saying?) Before somebody go and (Then again, you might fuck around and a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I avoid the cops, I use a See my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed To avoid the cops, I use a You see my driver, he's a white boy
All my life I did nothin' but to rely on my gut feelin' Yo name is what? What? I know you from where? I don't to seem vicious but you look suspicious
Stop 'bout drugs on the telephone Stop walking with a bunch of to my home Stop fuckin' up, call me you come Stop telling these bitches where you got it
How can I sell? The Sheriff right down the block I have to go to jail Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I get real? Pass the tabs the and syringes Before go snitch the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move I can be destroyed I the cops I use a decoy You see my driver, he's a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
As I bail down the street my khakis creased Everybody at me look like the police Havin' conversations with my gang Do you think, we police surveillance?
Asking questions giving Pulling Smith an' Wessons on pedestrians crack up, dollar bills stacked up Hope the cops don't backup, they come man
How long, stop runnin', runnin', can I sell? The department's right down the block I have to go to jail Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I get real? Hurry up, the tabs, turnakit and syringes Before go and snitch Before the DEA kick the off the hinges
Maybe I oughta sellin' water Spend more with my son and my daughter But my life drug me away from my wife She couldn't deal with the and the strife
The cocaine rockin' and the rats jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at night I 'bout rappin' But I gotta dope till it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is man? See you all fuckin' up, I got looks Yo man little rich kids over here That's I'm saying now
You know gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their parents What the fuck you think they gonna do when the police pressure Get to crying and shit, Afroman it to me mommy He stays there
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments right down the Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can swallow rock
Can I get real? Pass the the turnakit and syringes Before somebody go the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me to sleep Before the rape, please give me a beat If accidently kill me and I don't escape Pray some white person, gotta tape
Twinkle twinkle little little That looks a police car on my dope spot A police
I not Little homie hold my gun I'm gonna run I run, I don't care
Throw dope, anywhere Cops chase me, the hood Straight in to the camera Fly lepord's
I hear, German Freeze, hold it there Drug dealers, Busted crack, criminal No support
Handcuffs very tight, Baptist jury all They could be my peers, sentence me twenty years rap so damn real, I'm glad I gotta record deal If I don't a mill, this could, could happen still What a