(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why didn't you just leave that apple in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm going, some say I'm good as gold But I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold Those not with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or fall victim to PMS blues You know kill for less than that PMS You don't want to cross my Cause a ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got those your kids bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS