(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the friends I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and Those not afflicted with it are affected the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even know the But as soon as part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know kill for less than that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these teeth a clenchin', fluid Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful With those old PMS PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS