My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I read about your Uncle too I'm sorry I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you didn't wanna talk to me your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how this is, you a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And here's an for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got some issues Stan, I think you need counseling To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago made me sick Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!