L.L. J Serving 'em And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday my remote control, turned my stereo on Then I reached for a brush since I use the picks And the was kinda cold so I put on my kicks
Walked to the and ate some cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy blast Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut Creator's
Jumped in the shower, it was hot So I there a hour 'cause I like it a lot Jumped out, dried off, put on the Denim Then I called up on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam that I do later on 10 g's plus a for one strong song So I said, yeah, I was with it, up and got geared Got a magnifying glass I brushed my beard
some tapes of some Def Jam tunes As I waited for this freak to ring my at noon 12 o'clock came, left the door The freak walked in a on her back
Put her curt on the rack, my [Incomprehensible] on Then I in a tape of the quiet storm We Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons She said, "L.L., when gonna let me taste your tongue?"
My got pale, I wam-bammed the tail Did it so hard I went to jail She left, Earl over and we went outside Jumped in the BM to bust a
up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to up a meal The girlies sex, the fellas try to plex But who flex end up with broke necks
Signed autographs for a posse of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't with Chic" We with the skeezers for 10 minutes more Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster think I do crimes They don't know I'm a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at But he don't know my autograph's on his wife's
L.L. has iced all the washed up Vigilante of rap so to with the mob Don't run from the cops, making suckers And I'm 18 making more than your pops
Tormentor of and boyscout boys And I dare any critic to call it at the clock, it said 6:03 Said later to Creator and out with E
Went up to White Castle for a chocolate Thinking 'bout a that I'd soon make Finished up the snack, up, out my seat E-Love hit the and he made up a beat
Kicked a few lines, out the door tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more We jumped in my ride, I a peek at the time It was almost 7:30 and the was at nine
L.L. J will soon stand at a jam With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a plus a half for tat I was searching for the cutie who's my match
Her name was Renee, her face was But she had the kinda body that made Jay play I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach Said, "You got a good team, girl but you a new coach"
Said, "My name's L.L.Cool, if I may But I'm not here for conversation, I'm to seduce Wanna mix it up baby, wanna you grind 'Cause it ain't 5th grade and these nursery rhymes"
"And I that you adore my sure side hardcore Check out the L.L. behind closed doors So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend it Forget the silk dress 'cause you gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do away with the After five minutes or more you hear me say, right Your body is bad and I heard you got a When we love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna Promise you, I'm not wack I'm in the sack After I leave you starving for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put digits down And the time I see ya I'm going to town" Stepped away from the freak, it was a to nine When I rolled to the jam I saw the on line
Took a around the side, so I could get backstage If you me a tiger, then the stage is my cage I rip, stomp and crush, metal bands rust Them knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
in my dressing room and then I heard four knocks They said, "L.L., you're running late and it's to rock" Told Cut Creator what the order be Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands E Went onstage, I heard the scream And that's the very I woke up from the dream