Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going through his (Whoa!) rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. [Door Bathroom opens- Lovin' it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She picks up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes Sittin' back, Watchin. her watch. Lovin' it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. panting] Theres a Not good. He can me. Shoulda showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' loosin' it. [window Bud! You be quiet and go home like a good boy. [Dog stops and walks off] Peeper: doesn't see me. gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: at the front door! She goes to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. fingers. [Girl Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He up. Busted. Should not have moaned... Peeper: He walks toward window. Man: Look at guy. You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Peeper: of rage. Looking right at me. There's a guy in the tree out here. Peeper: of shame. Woman: Are you Peeper: worthless. Hard as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' I'll bash your fuckin' skull in with a lead pipe! Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You pig! You're a piece of shit, ya know that?! Peeper: Yes I do. help myself. pulling up and door opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get from the tree buddy. [Squirrel Peeper: Trying the squirrel again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I said get down there! Down I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! You need some help, you asshole! Peeper walking away: I I do... It's an addiction. Cop: go big guy. Come on. Peeper: Wife's kill me. Cop: You be doing this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper into cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. sniff fingers. [Door and engine revs] Peeper: Please on me. Yeah, this is officer Tyler. Everything's under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody piss on me, that would be great. Singers: The peeper, bl-eeper, goin off to jail (Whoa!)