Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good morning ladies, you like that shit,
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never love with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a white
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
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