Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this blind man,
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
They call it East Palm Dale
When the walked through the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a white
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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