Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up