Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I your attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up