Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in this
Than the
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little than hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The not even there
You what's there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them