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I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, a car load over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in
was a time when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that whatever in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get extra fast start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the rear mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and scares the hell out of