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I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them