I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I about like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)