I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit and learn that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)